band geek<\/a> and classically trained flautist from Minneapolis. Six years since self-releasing her first album, Lizzo has arrived and she is just getting started.<\/p>\nBetween last-show hugs and tequila shots, she left us with clear goals for 2020: \u201cYou know what I realize, at the time when I was dealing with these people, with these fuckboys? I thought I was the problem, I thought it was me. But I\u2019m here right now to let you know \u2013 I don\u2019t know who needs to hear this message \u2013 it\u2019s not you, bitch. It\u2019s not you. It\u2019s them. You are 100 PERCENT that bitch<\/i>. We are no longer dealing with fuckboys in 2020, ok? No fuckboys, no fuckgirls, no fuckthems, no fucktheys. We are free from the fuckery, Amen?\u201d To which all 8,500 of her new best friends agreed: AMEN.<\/p>\n